It is an odd feeling leaving the UK in the midst of a terror campaign on the streets of London. To a certain extent it is good to get away but also a small feeling that we should be at home in solidarity with our friends and family and the general public, especially those that walk the streets of the capital on a daily basis.  We are in Cuba and never felt more cut off from things at home due to the fact that internet and mobile phone signal is very sparse here.  Not what we are used to.  The BBC World News channel wasn’t working on the first day we were here and there are only one or two US channels which show very little international news.  However we get to see a couple of clips of our friend Richard on BBC and Channel 4 doing his bit to demonstrate that the terrorists won’t win by going back to the Borough Market restaurant the next day to tip the staff who so bravely tried to protect their customers. 

We left an empty house, almost literally as building work is due to start when we get back.  It has been a massive job clearing the house of 21 years of accumulated stuff.  A lot of it went into a skip or was ferried to the local recycling centre and charity shop but there was also a lot that was a fantastic memory of the past and which we will keep.  Sian is now back from Kent and will be watching the house though she goes straight into her new job.  She is a grafter!

It is a long flight to Varadero, Cuba which is a small airport near the beach and about 2 hours coach ride from Havana where we will start our holiday.  We have to wait an hour for our bags to come off the plane.  We are told they will be with us in a few minutes repeatedly over the tannoy system.  We relax on the floor of the baggage hall.

So after a 9 hour flight and 2 hours to get through a tiny airport we are finally on our coach for the 2 hour drive to Havana.  Most people are very soon asleep but for some reason there is a stop en route to Havana so we can get off, stretch our legs and buy a drink.  Most, including us, just carry on sleeping.  Our driver is Fidel and I assume he earns a commission for stopping the coach there. It has been a very long time since we did a traditional package holiday in which you travel at the speed of the slowest and most annoying fellow traveller – we haven’t missed it.

Our hotel is in the centre of the old City on a smart square called Parque Centrale.  We go for a quick bite in the bar and I have my first taste of rum.  Mrs K asks for Coke but she gets some sort of Cola – US brands are not so dominant here.  That’s one of the reasons we decided to come – to experience the city before the invasion of Starbucks and McDonalds.

 

 

The next morning we dutifully turn up to meet Asi who is our tour company rep.  We hope to find out about the local excursions which we might use over the next 2 ½ days in Havana.  We are promised it will only be 15 minutes.  Mrs K unwisely seats us a long way from the door.  After about 20 minutes, Asi is still going strong telling us how she loves to talk, how timings in Cuba don’t always work as advertised and to drink lots of water because it is very humid.  She also explains to us how the currency system works including the colour of each bank note. 

We finally escape and make our way onto the streets of Havana.  We are just walking down one of the main streets which is a hub-bub of people, small shops and music at almost every corner.  When I say shops, they are really just doorways behind which various low levels of commerce take place.  The only shops that Mrs K is interested in are in a brand new plaza across the road from the hotel.  It looks like it has just opened with Mont Blanc and Mango the first ones to move in. There is a camera shop but it doesn’t sell any accessories and the young lad says there is nowhere in town where I can buy a replacement Nikon lens cap.  Buildings around the city are mostly incredibly old and often dilapidated, although occasionally have been refurbished to look absolutely stunning.  The Capitol building is being refurbished and so we can’t visit.

           

      

Asi is right and it is very humid.  We stop at a square and sit outside a café to watch the world go by.  Young kids are playing soccer and seem not to be bothered about falling over on hard paving slabs.  There is music coming from a café opposite.  I wish we were there instead when I am told the café we are in doesn’t serve beer – only rum and a couple of other drinks which I don’t recognise.   We walk through some back streets and see the level of poverty amongst some of the locals.  It is a city of contrasts.

We search for a restaurant for lunch that was recommended by the concierge at the hotel.  A local lad who is walking beside us in the street with his Mum helps us with directions.  Mrs K comments that everyone wants to know where you are from and when you are coming back to Havana – they are so proud of their country.  Lunch is fantastic but sadly is the exception in this town where they have no challenge of competition – Gordon Ramsay is a long way off.

In the evening we eat at a fancy restaurant.  The place is pretty quiet – the band almost outnumber the customers.  Mrs K approves of the music though with Billy Joel, Barbra Streisand and the Bee Gees featuring.  She is the only one clapping.  The highlight of the evening is the crepe suzette.  We get the full treatment from our waiter.  The house lights are even turned off when he ignites the alcohol in the pan.  I am not sure what the other diners thought about that but it was worth all of the $6 we paid for it.  Eating in the restaurant and even the way the food was presented was a bit like going back in time 35 years.  In fact, Havana reminds me a little bit of Malta before the EU money arrived. As we leave the 3 band members wave a goodbye to Mrs K – their biggest fan.

After dinner we go to a Buena Vista social club.  This is just one of several in town but they originated from a group of musicians who were prevented from leaving Cuba to play music internationally so they set up their own club and it became a mecca for the locals.  There is an entourage of about a dozen musicians, singers and dancers who entertain us for the evening.  Judging by the look of some of the guys they might even have been around when the original club was set up.  One of them walks slowly up to the stage with the aid of a walking stick and takes a stool.  They are all dressed in flowery shirts and I can’t help thinking of the film Cocoon, but especially when they start performing.  These guys are great!  During the show, the audience are invited to get up and dance at the front.  At times there are more people on the stage than in the audience.  Mrs K is dragged out of her seat and goes very happily.

Tuesday is Mrs K’s birthday but it’s not a big one.  As I have said before, what happened 2 years ago was definitely a one off so this one is much lower key.  In preparation Mrs K brought her own presents from home and opens them in bed before breakfast.

We organise a car to take us first to the cigar factory and then the Rum museum.  We are driven by Eugenie in his 1950 convertible Chevy.  He shows me the engine which is the original V6. 

           

The cigar factory is Government owned and we get a brief tour of the factory and an explanation of how different brands are made.  You can ask us anything about Cuban cigars – we are experts.  There is a myth that Cuban cigar leaves are rolled and pressed between the thighs of Cuban women.  But looking at some of the women, I wouldn’t put it past them.  The temperature and humidity in the factory are in-humane and we hear that the workers earn about $80 per month.  This explains why one or two try to sell us cigars (5 for $20) when the guide is out of earshot.   At the end of tour, I try to give our man a small tip but he is busy ushering a couple of Americans into a private room – no doubt some private business going on there. 

           

 

Eugenie is waiting for us outside and he takes us cruising around town.  It is a bit overcast with occasional spots of rain but it is incredibly humid and fortunately the rain holds off.  We are dropped at the Rum museum.  The best part of the tour is the tasting at the end.  We taste some 7 year old Havana Club which knocks Mrs K for 6.

Tomorrow we head for the beach.

 

Part 2

On Wednesday morning in Havana we have a few hours to kill and just wander across the city until we reach a fabulous square.  We find a cafe and park ourselves there. Cola for Mrs K and a few Cristal beers for me. We watch the world go by and enjoy a short set by a roving band which is moving from café to café.

On the coach to Varadero (about 150km) the weather turns. The rain is lashing at the windscreen but the tour rep Janet is undeterred. She carries on telling us about the delights of Cuba. Varadero was once mostly owned by a guy called DuPont. Al Capone also had a property here. I am guessing Castro and Che Guavara put and end to that.  There is a man made canal between Varadero and the mainland which was built in the 1950s.  It is almost as though Castro wanted to keep the tourists away from the locals. Janet points out the bars and night clubs near our hotel but all we can see are shacks.  There are 60+ hotels along Varadero. Our hotel is brand new and looks great as we turn off the main road. We plan just to relax and enjoy the facilities. The coach will make 9 stops but we are thankful that ours is stop 3.

When we arrived (Wednesday) we visited the all-inclusive buffet which was a bit like feeding time at the zoo. The food on offer is a bizarre selection and not improved in the tasting. We resolve to book one of the al a carte restaurants for the following evening. For this we have to go to a particular desk at a certain time where it takes 15 minutes to make reservations for the next 2 evenings.  But as always it is service delivered with a smile.  I am wondering how this system can possibly work for a hotel with about 1000 rooms.  It is a small city. But the city planner needs to go back to design school.  The layout of the hotel is just weird, making it very difficult to walk from one part to another.  The lifts seem to be in a state of disrepair already and there are pools of rain water in many of the corridors.  In our room some of artwork is bizarre.  Could you sleep with this staring at you?  Wifi is available throughout the hotel at a charge of $1.50 per hour.  Oh, throughout the hotel providing you are standing in reception.

The next day is election day and it is a miserable day but we find a corner and make good progress with our reading.  Mrs K has a massage booked at 2 so we try a small snack bar for an early lunch rather than school dinners in the main restaurant. We go for the safe choice of a cheeseburger but are served an unappetizing sight with cold chips. But the beer was fine. In the evening, we enjoy the Japanese restaurant which is a poor man’s Benihana, but at least the food is edible. We are seated between a young Polish couple (limited conversation there) and another young couple from London (a doctor and a dentist).  There is also a large family from Canada and some Germans.  The Canadians are loud. The chef tries a few tricks with eggs but none of them come off but he does show off putting his hand in a flame.

Friday morning.  It seems to have finally stopped raining.  The good news is that I have finished one book and have made a very good start on a second.  Mrs K is ploughing through her book for her book club but complaining she is not enjoying it – 1st world problem.  We are even more cut off from home here than we were in Havana.  The TV does not have BBC.  The only news channel in English in CNN but from what I have seen they just spent the last 10 hours talking about the Comey testimony. How much can you say about a conversation where at the end of the day each side will accuse the other of misinterpreting what was said? At 5am (10am UK time) I go down to the reception to get some wifi so we can find out what happened in the election.  Theresa May is probably feeling a bit like we feel about the weather here. But it is looking brighter!

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Mrs K is happy because we had some sun today, between thunderstorms.  As we sit in the open reception on nice sofas we hear the rumbling in the distance, but it is warm and relaxing and there is a free bar.  I might just stay here for the rest of the day, maybe until Sunday 3pm when our transfer coach comes.

 

Part 3

There is always a final bit, even when you think the holiday is over.  It is Sunday morning as I type.  I am close to the spot where I left you last – in reception on a comfy sofa, waiting for a respectable hour for my first beer.  It is 10.30am and we just finished breakfast about 45 minutes ago so I think I need to wait a bit, until 11am?

Mrs K is by the pool catching some last sun.  It is a beautiful day.  Yesterday we had good sun too, in between bouts of heavy rain, but more than enough for me.  My golf tan was nicely topped up but other areas are a bit overdone, like my steak last night. Actually no, that was so tough I had to put it in a napkin.  Mrs K said she didn’t get her usual opportunity to critique blog (part 2) before I sent it and that I made it sound like we were not enjoying ourselves.  Hmm.  Luckily we have got to the stage where you just have to laugh.  We just went through 24 hours without hot water and they have been upgrading the wifi which meant no internet for 24 hours either.  This morning I haven’t noticed any difference.  Last night we had thunderstorms and as a result most of the corridors in the hotel have an inch of water – not just puddles, a lake on each floor which maids are feverishly having to mop up because there appear to be no drains even though the corridors are open to the elements.

So I need to tell you about the good bits and the interesting bits. 

In one of the stormy interludes we are sitting in reception enjoying our books. (I can’t remember the last time I finished 3 books in 5 days – that’s what no TV and no internet does). Suddenly the entertainment staff announce there will be a music quiz.  Two teams are hastily put together – average age on each team about 20.  Mrs K and I carry on head down in our Kindles.  It is a hullbaloo.  Each question is shouted out in Spanish French and English, normally with a bit of music played. The team on our side of the room are trailing but soon a couple of questions come up which neither team know.  We have the age advantage but we can’t believe no one knows the signature tune to ‘Gone with the Wind’ and nobody can recognise Nat King Cole. Mrs K and I are drafted in to help out and our team win the quiz.  We are offered one of the hotel hats by our grateful adopted team but politely decline the offer.  This is about as involved in hotel activities that we have ever been, I think.   

On Friday evening when we returned to the room our maid had left us a present on our bed (1st picture).  We reciprocated and left her a small present on the bed the next morning.  Last night we had another creation awaiting us (2nd picture).

On Friday night we were in the hotel bar.  It is a fee bar but surprisingly not that difficult to get served.  They have a couple of singers who are pretty good actually and you can easily pass time enjoying a drink, conversation and the show.  Later that evening, we were treated to a preview of a kind of circus act that was going to be featuring in the hotel theatre later that evening.  It included a woman who could balance on three spikes, then two and then incredibly one spike – a bit like one of those Yoda stunts that you see in London.  Next came on a guy with a whip.  He looked a bit crazed and out of control and proceeded to whip flowers out of the teeth of his assistant.  That was impressive but we were more concerned about the young girls who were quietly doing some colouring at the front table just a couple of feet from the end of the whip.  No one else seemed to care, including their parents, presumably propping up the bar.  

Our routine has been very regular, so last night we ended up at the bar again, after school dinners and the tough steak.  I mentioned the loud Canadian family at the Japanese restaurant the other night.  Robbie, the loudest one, and his brother-in-law install themselves next to Mrs K at the bar.  Robbie is just one of those guys who talks to anyone he is next to. We quickly establish his family are from Vancouver.  We discovered the other night that his father in law was originally from the UK.  I mentioned that we were in Seattle last year and asked him how far that was from Vancouver.  It is a couple of hours but he tells us he can’t travel to the US because he has a record.  In fact, he did time in Canada for being involved in the drugs business.  He starts to tell us about how he used to ship cannabis in secret compartments in trucks to New York and would get cocaine back on the return trip.  I can hardly believe he is telling us this while he sips his whisky and coke and puffs on his fat cigar.  He also tells us his brother was actually running the operation but is now in Chile where he earns $1m per week.  We notice Robbie is free and easy with his tips.  He tells us he brought $100k with him to Cuba, would we like some?  “I probably shouldn’t be telling you this”, he says.  “But my wife has everything she wants, as many pairs of shoes as she wants to buy”.  That catches Mrs K’s attention.  So Robbie served his time in prison (4 years I think he said).  His wife stayed loyal and waited for him.  Now he has to wait 5 years until he can apply for entry into the US.  He said he has a sister in the UK and he has been a few times and liked it.  A really safe country, unlike Vancouver where kids are being murdered all the time, mostly due to drugs.  So what is Robbie doing now?  He is a licenced cannabis grower.  Apparently it will be legal for anyone to grow it next year.  “But doesn’t cannabis give you brain damage?”, I ask him.  “No man!”, he says “I’ve been smoking it since I was 18 and I’m fine”.  I am afraid the jury might be out on that one.

We made our escape from Robbie and went over to the theatre for the Boogie Nights show where we listen to a medley of ELO, Boney M, Marvin Gaye, Heatwave and many many others. It’s only when the kids come out to help with the dancing for Village People’s YMCA that we realise most of the audience are parents of the kids – they are all up on their feet with their phones, recording the performance for posterity (and probably embarrassment for the kids later in life).

It is now 11.45am and I am 2 beers in.  Only a few hours left before we leave, so this is me signing off properly.   

Thanks for reading and for those we haven’t seen for a while, hope to catch up soon. 

Jeff